A Jane Austen fan named Eliza
Clung to maidenhood just like a miser.
But she goes to bed nightly
With Darcy or Knightley
And no-one is any the wiser!

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I often heard grandmother mutter
That she once set men's hearts aflutter.
Her demeanour, so sweet,
And her figure, petite,
Caused eloquent suitors to stutter!

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A hunter, whilst riding to hound,
Said, 'To catch a fox I am bound!'
But his horse took a fall
As he jumped a high wall.
Now they wheel him along on the ground!

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Child of Our Time

O, pity the poor unfortunate child,
Neglected and forlorn!
No-one to care for or nurture him:
He didn't ask to be born!
All he wants is a happy home
And food to fill his belly -
Designer clothes, mobile, a PS3
And a huge LCD telly!

poem by Dawn Ferrett
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Sending You an Angel

I'm sending you an Angel
To keep you safe and sound.
To watch you and protect you
When I am not around.

I'm sending you an Angel
To guard you all your days
And guide you on life's pathway
When it becomes a maze.

I'm sending you an Angel
To help you comprehend
How very much you mean to me,
My truest, closest friend!

poem by Dawn Ferrett
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Ode to a Lightbulb

I dedicate these lines to you.
There never was a friend so true.
When darkness falls, you heed my call:
Spread luminescence over all.
You brighten up the darkest night,
But when you die - poof! - there goes light!
And yet, no tears are shed for thee,
Who gives your life that we may see.
O loyal friend, so round and white,
I honour thee, as is your right!

poem by Dawn Ferrett
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In a Child's Eyes

Awareness of self and others.
Curiosity, an inquiring mind.
Honesty, no falsehood here!
Impishness, playful spirit.
Love, without price or condition.
Desire to please and amuse.
Sweetness of temperament.
Energy, a force of nature!
Youthful exuberance.
Expressiveness, no words needed.
Simplicity, clarity of mind and vision.

All this to be found - in A CHILD'S EYES!

poem by Dawn Ferrett
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Consider Me

I wonder if you think of me
Now and then, now we're apart.
Do memories of bygone days
Make you smile and warm your heart?
Do you ever stop to wonder
If I'm happy, or sad and blue?
Are you curious to know if I
Am thinking of you, too?
Did those years we spent together
Leave their mark on you at all? ...

Well, just pick up the phone, my darling...

And give your old mother a call! ! !

poem by Dawn Ferrett
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Ode to Friday

So many days throughout the year
Are cause for celebration.
Birthdays, Christmas, wedding days,
Anniversaries, a coronation.
They make life much more bearable.
Give us respite and great joy.
A chance to kick up our heels and rejoice,
Every girl and every boy.
But there's one day that gets overlooked.
A day that's quite unique.
That day is Friday! What a blessing it is,
That there's one at the end of each week!

poem by Dawn Ferrett
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A Christmas Toast!

The Christmas season is almost here.
The shops are filled with delights.
Everyone's busily wrapping up gifts
And untangling fairy lights.

But at this time of year it's nice to recall
The loved ones who matter the most.
So to all of the people who enrich my life
I'd like to raise this toast!

May your days be blessed with happiness,
Your nights with peaceful dreams,
And may you find fulfilment
And success in all your schemes!

poem by Dawn Ferrett
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