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David Darbyshire

Sunny Garden

hope your all well
and
having fun
cause I'm sitting in
my sunny Garden
having fun

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Roses smell Good

Violets make me think,
Tulips are pink.
Roses smell funny,
but Corn brings in the money

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Important

I Like Myself
Movement
Public Awareness
Old People
Rare Paintings
Tea Breaks
Answers
National Pride
Togetherness

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Excuse the Pun

Your making fun of me,
No I am not! .
I am laughing together with thee,
I just smile a lot.

I do not like to make fun
of anyone.
It's not rice, it's your head lice,
excuse the pun.

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Car won't Start

It's cold in my heart
and my car won't start.
It is warm in my bed,
can't get you out of my head.

Sat in my car, glass all a mist,
When I left you, we should have kissed.
maybe that was not so smart,
cause my car still won't start.

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Gay Party's

Get invited
am near sited
to a gay party
for free

3 in the morning
didn't get a warning
that everyone is Gay
are they?

The girls seem nice
are as sweet as spice
and all the guys
have nice thighs

I tried to see clear
I didn't see anything queer
really felt fine
had a grand time

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Hunt the Deer

Hunting season is here,
guns and rifles cleaned.
Stocked up with gear,
on his quad he leaned.

Lots of bullets,
hunt the deer.
No much of a challenge,
could use a spear.

Eight guys all with beer's,
one holding the camera.
Everyone smiling ' Cheers',
in front of the dead 'deer'.

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Dogs at night

During the day Dogs are Great
It's Dogs at night I really Hate
They Howl and Growl at any Movement
And they'll bite you to my Astonishment
I would recomend
You take a Light and a Stick
Maybe even a big Red Brick
If they Bark or Growl at You
Then you'll know what to Do
'Panic'! ! ! .......

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When you Feel Bad

If you have done Something
To make you feel Bad
That's a good Sign
And you shouldn't feel Sad

It's people that do 'bad' Things
And do 'not' feel Sad
That's not a good Sign
There just Bad

So keep you chin Up
Crack on with Life
And when you've done Bad, and feel Sad
That's all a part of your Life

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Candy Floss

Real sticky stuff swirled around a Stick
Put on in layers nice and Thick
Fluffy Balls of Pink and Red
Much bigger than any kids Head
Grinning a big Grin
They stick there head In
And eat that sticky pink Fluff
Like there just ain't Enough
Then one of the kids turn to Me
And say's: that will be $1.50

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