Nobody is going to be as bad for free thinking, right-minded individuals than George Bush.

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I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there again it would be fine.

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It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.

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I don't think HBO would want to do anything in conjunction with Sub Pop but I never asked either.

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I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people.

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I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.

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I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny.

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We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins.

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I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know I believe in the cause, but to march with those people takes a lot of compromise on my end.

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In New York there isn't that weird palpable competitive thing where it's friendly but everyone isn't trying to top one another with jokes when you're just hanging around.

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