You can't just yell jokes at people.

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The best thing about me is there are no skeletons.

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My biggest problem is retaining the exact information.

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I love Tinkle, it's really the most fun I've had in years.

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Sketches have characters, exits, entrances and are vastly different.

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I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically.

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I think people, for the most part, actually want what they think is best.

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Originally they wanted me to be Buster but I really like the Tobias part.

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Besides if people really want to support the troops they would vote democrat.

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I remember being a kid and the Vietnam War was huge and looking at Watergate.

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