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Dan Castellaneta

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

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It is better to watch things then to do them.

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Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.

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In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

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Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy.

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I often say, if I wasn't part of the show I'd be a huge fan of it.

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It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up.

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If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo.

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The Simpsons take up so little time that I'm able to do other things as well.

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Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.

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