If men liked shopping, they'd call it research.

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If men liked shopping, they'd call it research.

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Life! Can't live with it, can't live without it.

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If it weren't for women, men would still be wearing last week's socks.

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Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy.

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The secret to a happy marriage is to tell your spouse everything, but the essentials.

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Canadians are cold so much of the time that many of them leave instructions to be cremated.

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