It is or Isn't
I just flipped my car,
But I just drove it to the bar.
I just got my pay check,
But I have no way to for my wreck.
I need a new bumper,
The one I have on it works like a thumper
Did I really wreck my car?
Or I am just making a story up for a verbal spar?
The Lady at Wal-Mart
I look and then I can’t look away,
I am drawn to look at this lady
We have all seen her, we have all starred
We notice her long legs, and her tanned skin
The way she fits into her jeans and shirt
Makes the guys stop their shopping and focus
Her blue eyes like the sky draw you in and keep you
Too bad her boyfriend walks up and he is bigger than you.
When I See a Dog
Dogs, so simple, so boring
O the things they could say the way they would talk
My little dog talks like a six year old with ADHD.
My big dog sits in his chair with a corn stalk pipe and reads.
The dog down the roads is a construction worker that whistles at girls.
My sister’s dog is a dog has trained for a marathon.
My cousin’s dog is the school bully.
Big dogs talk with deep voices, little dogs talk in high voices,
Sometimes they are switched though.
Dogs really are not as simple as you think.