I read the greens in Spanish, but putt in English.

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Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.

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I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

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The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'

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No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.

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When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is better.

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When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

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Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.

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Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles.

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