If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?

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The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 a.m.

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It's better to be black than gay because when you're black you don't have to tell your mother.

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There is one thing even more vital to science than intelligent methods; and that is, the sincere desire to find out the truth, whatever it may be.

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