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CDM Anderson

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Turned on.
Punch in any number,
But before you do,
Let me insinuate some things to subtract, add, multiply, & divide.

First, add the years you've spent selling yourself like a Muslim marriage plan.

Second, subtract the dignity diminishing as each year goes by.

Third, divide the spermicide
Eating at your pride
You have no access to happiness

Divide the children pertinent to each man
Don't get too shocked now.
Gotta get to work.
Divide, divide, divide.

Fourth, multiply the times spent with your legs open
Like a 24-hour convenience store.

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