I can sing as well as Fred Astaire can act.

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You can only hold your stomach in for so many years.

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The moment you grab someone by the lapels, you're lost.

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I've always gotten along well with Texans. You've got to.

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Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done.

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My movies were the kind they show in prisons and airplanes, because nobody can leave.

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Jay Leno is wonderful and a good friend, but it will always be the Carson show to a lot of people.

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We’re only here for a little while, and you’ve got to have some fun, right? I don’t take myself seriously, and I think the ones that do, there’s some sickness with people like that.

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