I've had a good day when I don't fall out of the cart.

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Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much.

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As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices take it, or leave it.

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As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You would never see a bad show.

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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You would never see a bad show.

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I've had a few arguments with people, but I never carry a grudge. You know why? While you're carrying a grudge, they're out dancing.

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