Your mom is so ugly and fat
her big but sat on the cat
I heard a meow
and a giant fat cow
And all that was left was a splat!

limerick by Brandon Wyatt
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Yo Momma

When i think of yo momma
images appear
When i think of yo momma
i just want to disappear

You mom is so ugly
i think i might just puke
Your mom is so ugly
i might just grab a nuke

I dont know how your dad does it
each and every day
Your mom is so disgusting
in each and every way

poem by Brandon Wyatt
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