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All I can say about life is, Oh God, enjoy it
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All I can say about life is, Oh God, enjoy it!
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All I can say about life is, 'Oh God, enjoy it!'
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This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now.
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I was influenced by every comedian I ever saw work. That's the only way you learn how to do it.
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Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.
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