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Bob Eichen

Theodore D. Tank
Although I call him Teddy
He is one great dog

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Indestructable
That's how I pictured myself
So God proved me wrong

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My Son My Self

Too late to save him
Not smart enough to save him
Not strong enough to save him

And now he's
Falling
Falling
Falling

And now I'm
Falling
Falling
Falling

Not strong enough to save myself
Not smart enough to save myself
And now it's
Too late to save myself.

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The Song Of Lucifuge Rofocale, He That Flees The Light

Run from the light
Run from the light
Into the arms of all embracing night.

Do not rage
Do not rage
Accept the dark, no more to age.

Do not fight it
Do not fight it
Night is calling, just invite it.

No light at end
No light at end
Darkness now, your only friend.

Forget your life
Forget the light
Don't go gentle
Run

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The Mouse, The Wife, The Husband, The Knife.

Squeek, squeek! Went the mouse.
Eek, EeK! Cried the spouse.
Then, ran the husband,
Like a hero,
Through the house.

In his hand was a knife.
For to take a rodent's life,
And to save his darling wife.

But the mouse, it was fast,
Round the husband, he ran passed,
But the wife was safe at last!

She heaped praise on husband's head,
By his hand, she sweetly lead,
As she took him to her bed.

Squeeka, Squeeka, Squeeka, Squeeka!
Squeeka, Squeeka, Squeeka, Squeeka!

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The Painful Irony Of Ironic Pain

I'm sad today
Sad today
Oh, so very sad today
And yes
I'll tell you why
You see
I had one spot
One small area
One last portion of my body
That didn't HURT!
Well
It started hurting today
It simply started as a twinge
An inconveniance really
Then it just began to ache
And then to throb
Now it's unbearable
On a scale of one to ten, with ten being the worst pain I've ever felt, it is now a ten
The last painfree spot on my body is now a painful ten!
So I'm sad

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A Brief History Of Modern Warfare Vis-a-Vis Men And Woman

The Evolutionary War Wife: Wife created in likeness of diety, concludes husband descended from ape.
The Uncivil Wife War: Slave man uprises against cruel evil owner.
The First World War Wife: The wife to end all wives. War declared. It ended.
Wife World War Two: No peace in our time. After years of conflict, loser Wife passes Marital Martial Plan. Husband gives all money to rebuild loser.
The Korean Police Action Wife: Too much action. Wife calls police. Peace breaks out after divorce.
The War Wife From Southeast Asia: Linga, linga ling, ling, ling, ling, ling. It's over.
The Islamic War Wife: Husband refuses to submit. Jihad finally forces him to knees. He prays it will end soon.

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