Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.

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Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.

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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.

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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

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It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.

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Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father to my children.

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Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.

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Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.

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That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle that the Vatican has overlooked.

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Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.

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