Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.

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Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.

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You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any.

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Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.

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People can be more forgiving than you can imagine. But you have to forgive yourself. Let go of what's bitter and move on.

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You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.

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I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.

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The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.

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Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.

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