Shoot a lower score than everybody else.
The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight.
Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots.
I'm glad I brought this course, this monster, to its knees.
The ultimate judge of your swing is the flight of the ball.
I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.
I learn something new about the game almost every time I step on the course.
Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?
Placing the ball in the right position for the next shot is eighty percent of winning golf.
As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.