All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law.

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I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you.

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As an old reporter, we have a few secrets, and the first thing is we try the phone book.

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Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.

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The only people who say worse things about politicians that reporters do are other politicians.

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When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.

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People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.

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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

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The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men.

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