I always admired atheists. I think it takes a lot of faith.

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People are simply incapable of prolonged, sustained goodness.

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By mid-November I always like to have an extra 15 pounds on me.

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There can be no spirituality, no sanctity, no truth without the female sex.

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There's a lot to be said for self-delusionment when it comes to matters of the heart.

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Real meaningful endeavours, the biggies in human existence, often require the sacrifice of others.

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You bluffed me I don't like it when people bluff me. It makes me question my perception of reality.

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Marriage. It's like a cultural hand-rail. It links folks to the past and guides them to the future.

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This is Chris-in-the-Morning with the weather and time--24 hours later than it was yesterday and cold.

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Trees like to have kids climb on them, but trees are much bigger than we are, and much more forgiving.

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