The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.
We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones.
The only people who say worse things about politicians than reporters do are other politicians.
I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.