I didn't really want to be a comedian.

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I hate Shakespeare. I think Shakespeare's rubbish.

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I've met Nicole Kidman, Elton John, loads of people.

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It's Charley's Aunt and The Odd Couple rolled into one.

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I like old people falling over, that's what makes me laugh.

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I haven't really got much get up and go. I can't believe I'm on the telly. I'm so lazy.

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I still get excited about meeting celebrities, because I don't think I'm a celebrity myself.

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I think over there in Montreal they're a bit hardcore with the old homos. They're not that keen on them.

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I was quite pleased that Prince Philip didn't say anything like, I hate queers! He was quite well behaved.

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I'd love to do acting, but it'd definitely have to be comedy. I can't do serious. It's completely beyond me.

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