I didn't really want to be a comedian.
I hate Shakespeare. I think Shakespeare's rubbish.
I've met Nicole Kidman, Elton John, loads of people.
It's Charley's Aunt and The Odd Couple rolled into one.
I like old people falling over, that's what makes me laugh.
I haven't really got much get up and go. I can't believe I'm on the telly. I'm so lazy.
I still get excited about meeting celebrities, because I don't think I'm a celebrity myself.
I think over there in Montreal they're a bit hardcore with the old homos. They're not that keen on them.
I was quite pleased that Prince Philip didn't say anything like, I hate queers! He was quite well behaved.
I'd love to do acting, but it'd definitely have to be comedy. I can't do serious. It's completely beyond me.