You can't make a souffle rise twice.

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Harding was not a bad man, he was just a slob.

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He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.

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The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

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If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.

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If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

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Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and made it pay.

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I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches.

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I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

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I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.

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