Why can't a woman be more like a man?
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With a little bit of luck, you'll never work!
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You write a hit the same way you write a flop.
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An Englishman's way of speaking absolutely classifies him.
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Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.
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A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn't sleep on Monday nights.
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It's not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
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Back home everyone said I didn't have any talent. They might be saying the same thing here but it sounds better in French.
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