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Alan Coren

Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what it is you want to hear.

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I wonder sometimes if manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.

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Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear.

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Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we should have people standing in the corner of our room.

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Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms.

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Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms.

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Since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something solid to remember it by.

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The Act of God designation on all insurance policies; which means, roughly, that you cannot be insured for the accidents that are most likely to happen to you.

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