We need to be pro-science; we have to go back to science.

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It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.

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Well, I think that there's a value to comedy in and of itself.

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Im good enough, Im smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.

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It's the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.

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I do personal attacks only on people who specialize in personal attacks.

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When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.

Al Franken in Oh, the Things I Know, 2002
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When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.

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In the United States of America, satire is protected speech, even if the object of the satire doesn’t get it.

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When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building, I didn't realize he meant our nation.

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