Success is following the pattern of life one enjoys most.

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Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work.

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The public is like a piano. You just have to know what keys to poke.

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Young people should be helped, sheltered, ignored, and clubbed of necessary.

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Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.

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Abstract art is a product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.

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[Abstract art is] a product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.

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Like all New York hotel lady cashiers she had red hair and had been disappointed in her first husband.

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Any place that anyone can learn something useful from someone with experience is an educational institution.

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My work is being destroyed almost as soon as it is printed. One day it is being read; the next day someone's wrapping fish in it.

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