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Adrian Lee

THE Religion

I am the ultimate in religion
Allah, Jesus, Buddha, Jehovah, Ganesh
Ain't got nothing on me.
My following is trillions strong
I convert people all day long
Prayer is held 24/7
Joining only costs $24.11
Yes that's right!
It's me television
I tell you what to think
What to hear
What to feel
What to fear
So everyone join hands and follow me
This message has been brought to you by the F.C.C.

In the name of the Sony
The Flat Screen
And the Holy Series

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