I shouldn't be near Vegas and have money in my pocket.

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I still get very scared when I step in front of a live audience.

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Well, we're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl... or boy.

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Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!

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My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

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Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh.

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Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!

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I sang a song at my sister's wedding. My mother forced me into that, too. But that one felt all right.

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I don't like being out in public too much. I don't like going to bars. I don't like doing celebrity stuff.

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I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means.

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