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Abe Lemons

I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick.

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It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.

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Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.

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The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

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I don't have any tricky plays, I'd rather have tricky players.

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One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good.

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There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket.

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Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.

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You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him 'Doctor.'

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