You say tomato, I say Lycopersicon esculentum.
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
Laptop speakers, too quiet for music, too loud for porn.
My ex is an adult film actress….She’s going to be furious when she finds out!
Isn’t it annoying when women don’t put the toilet seat back up when they’re finished?
Dimitri from Paris is a French music producer and DJ of Greek origins. Also known as Dimitri from Tokio.