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Don’t drink and derive.

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You say tomato, I say Lycopersicon esculentum.

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Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

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Laptop speakers, too quiet for music, too loud for porn.

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My ex is an adult film actress….She’s going to be furious when she finds out!

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Isn’t it annoying when women don’t put the toilet seat back up when they’re finished?

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Dimitri from Paris is a French music producer and DJ of Greek origins. Also known as Dimitri from Tokio.

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