I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.
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I'll say this for adversity: people seem to be able to stand it, and that's more than I can say for prosperity.
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Don't knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
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Wouldn't it be awful if spinach hain't really healthful after all the th' trouble it takes t'git the sand out of it?
Kin Hubbard in Abe Martin's Wisecracks (1930)
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Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
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It used to be that a fellow went on the police force when everything else failed, but today he goes in the advertising game.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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Getting talked about is one of the penalties for being pretty, while being above suspicion is about the only compensation for being homely.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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