Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

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If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.

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Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.

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If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.

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So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it.

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I think most of us would be horrified to meet ourselves and discover what everyone else already knows about us.

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Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running.

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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

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God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.

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I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word "booger" in a newspaper comic strip.

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