Our Constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U.S. senators.
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We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
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Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
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Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
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We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.
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The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.
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It's a good thing we don't get all the government we pay for.
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See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails
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If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.
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The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.
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