Life is made up of sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating.

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Inject a few raisins of conversation into the tasteless dough of existence.

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If man knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry.

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If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry.

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It brings up happy old days when I was only a farmer and not an agriculturist.

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There is one day that is ours. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American.

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The true adventurer goes forth aimless and uncalculating to meet and greet unknown fate.

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By nature and doctrines I am addicted to the habit of discovering choice places wherein to feed.

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She plucked from my lapel the invisible strand of lint (the universal act of woman to proclaim ownership).

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Whenever he saw a dollar in another man's hands he took it as a personal grudge, if he couldn't take it any other way.

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