We started off trying to set up a small anarchist community, but people wouldn't obey the rules.

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Children always assume the sexual lives of their parents come to a grinding halt at their conception.

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We were put to Dickens as children but it never quite took. That unremitting humanity soon had me cheesed off.

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I've never seen the point of the sea, except where it meets the land. The shore has a point. The sea has none.

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Those who have known the famous are publicly debriefed of their memories, knowing as their own dusk falls that they will only be remembered for remembering someone else.

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