It's hard to win when you always lose.
I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.
I'm just trying to make a buck like everyone else.
The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.
Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.
Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk.
I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
George Bush is a fan of mine, he came to see me in the Seventies. His coke dealer brought him.
I like a beautiful song that tells you terrible things. We all like bad news out of a pretty mouth.