Buy the ticket, take the ride.
A word to the wise is infuriating.
Morality is temporary, wisdom is permanent.
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
Politics is the art of controlling your environment.
I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes.
In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile.
I have a theory that the truth is never told during the 9 to 5 hours.
The person who doesn't scatter the morning dew will not comb gray hairs.
He who makes a beast of himself relieves himself the pain of being a man.