A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

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When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

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A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.

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A woman is like a teabag, you never know how strong she is until you put her in hot water.

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I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.

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It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.

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'I'm very brave generally,' he went on in a low voice 'Only today I happen to have a headache.'

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I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.

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One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.

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Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

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