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Mitch Hedberg

I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, ""You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit."" As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

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