When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims of intact ones.

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The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance.

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Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is good for dandruff - it is a palliative rather than a remedy.

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Who of us is mature enough for offspring before the offspring themselves arrive? The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults.

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