Geography is just physics slowed down, with a couple of trees stuck in it.

Terry Pratchett in The Last Continent
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He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to aim at.

Terry Pratchett in Small Gods
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In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.

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Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate...

Terry Pratchett in Feet of Clay
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The pen is mightier than the sword if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp.

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The duke had a mind that ticked like a clock and, like a clock, it regularly went cuckoo.

Terry Pratchett in Wyrd Sisters
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A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.

Terry Pratchett in The Fifth Elephant
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The intelligence of the creature known as a crowd, is the square root of the number of people in it.

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They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.

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What our ancestors would really be thinking, if they were alive today, is: "Why is it so dark in here?"

Terry Pratchett in Pyramids
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