Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town.
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You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.
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The real joy is in constructing a sentence. But I see myself as an actor first because writing is what you do when you are ready and acting is what you do when someone else is ready.
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