Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart.

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Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

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There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

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Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

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Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

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The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.

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The world isn't fair, but as long as it's tilting in my direction I find that there's a natural cap to my righteous indignation.

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If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask Do they get smart just in time to ask questions

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We're a planet of nearly six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was designed by a few thousand amazingly smart deviants.

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If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

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