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John Thorkild Ellison

Stalin

Stalin was a lovely guy,
He let 42 million people die.
In case you wonder why,
He said it was 'just a statistic'.

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A Few Syllables on the European Union

EU?
not me!

won't work
you'll see

there's too many rules
made by silly fools

don't join
stay free

EU?
not me!

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A Short One for Smokers

According to her folks
She smokes and smokes and smokes
And never chokes.
It's all a bloody hoax,
So cheer up, blokes! !

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Secrets

Sweet p*nis of gonorrhea,
I long for you in the hollow season,
And dream of you with dark unreason
Soft *nus of hysteria.

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Nursery Rhyme for Iraq

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To watch
The Iraq slaughter.

Jack said 'Blair!
It isn't fair! '
(Silence.
And no laughter.)

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Freedom of Speech

Beware of the Mind Police!
You might get caught,
They'll put a microchip in your brain:
You won't even have Freedom of Thought!

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Those Were the Days!

I long for the days when we walked in the sunlight,
Grinning at the trees and flowers
And the wild tuberculosis of demented Landrovers.

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Convert or Die! !

You ask us the reason why
We tell you 'Convert or die! '
We're right and you're wrong
And that is the song
We sing to our God Most High.

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A Question of Meaning

this poem not any meaning
at has this all meaning
this poem has not at
meaning all this poem any
any got at not all
got all this not meaning

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There was a fellow called Jesus
Who cured a lot of diseases,
He taught us to pray
And showed us the Way,
But nothing He did could please us.

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