I choose to do unattractive people, because then I can pretend they think they're attractive.
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It was more of their quirky show. It was more like a cult show. The ratings weren't really that high.
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I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.
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Well I went to New Orleans to cover the jazz festival for Trio, it's this new arts channel, it's really great.
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More men than women like 'Strangers With Candy'. Pretty girls don't like the show. They don't like to see an ugly lady.
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You know when you watch old movies, it's always the small parts you remember, the character actors who come in like a breath of fresh air.
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My kitchen's pink, like skin-tone pink, and I lowered my spice rack so it's eye level - it's true! - and my phone, so I can reach it when I fall, it's right there.
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Whenever I do your show, sometimes I get a little check in the mail and then I take that check and buy a new pair of shoes, and then I wear those shoes the next time I do your show.
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David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got along, but it was harder on David, because David wasn't going to be the son that Dad wanted. But now they're like best friends.
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They just expected it to you know... Paul, Steve and I could have hired our own publicist, if we wanted to, but I kind of liked the way it was more of a cult thing and those that liked it, liked it, you know what I mean?
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