He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

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I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.

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When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.

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The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare.

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A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.

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A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

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I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

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We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn't.

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One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.

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I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the ""dahling"" thing got started?

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