Be prepared, and be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you.

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I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.

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I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that

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It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been dead for a year.

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In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now you can't say 'girl.'

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I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

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On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.

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On my income tax 1040 it says ""Check this box if you are blind."" I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.

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No one is more dangerous than someone who thinks he has "The Truth". To be an atheist is almost as arrogant as to be a fundamentalist.

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Think as you work, for in the final analysis, your worth to your company comes not only in solving problems, but also in anticipating them.

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