I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't.

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Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.

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What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

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Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.

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I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.

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I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

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I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness.

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I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.

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There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.

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When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves... well.

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