All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

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Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.

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I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.

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Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.

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I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.

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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.

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Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.

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Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

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A Silly Poem

Said Hamlet to Ophelia,
I'll draw a sketch of thee,
What kind of pencil shall I use?
2B or not 2B?

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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.

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